Take the following test presented here and determine if you are “losing it” or are still “with it.”
Click on ‘Answer’ after you have made your own….
OK, relax, clear your mind and…. begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer to Question 1
The answer is “bread.” If you said “toast,” then give up now and go dosomething else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, “Bread,” go toQuestion 2.
2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk.” What do cows drink?
Answer to Question 2
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk,” please do not attempt thenext question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may evenoverheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as “Children’s World.” If you said, “Water”then proceed to Question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer to Question 3
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said “green bricks,” whatthe devil are you still doing here reading these questions?? If you said”glass,” then go on to Question 4.
4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer to Question 4
Answer: One degree. If you said “360 degrees” or anything other than “onedegree,” you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you areobviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.Everyone else proceed to the final question.
5. Without using a calculator — You are driving a bus from London toMilford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two peopleget off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people geton. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen,six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer to Question 5
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don’t you remember? It was YOU!
